Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Two Eternal Bosoms of Hot Love*


Harper's Magazine has just republished the list of titles and honorifics allegedly used by “prominent leaders from 160 nations across the world” to refer to Kim Jong-il, as announced last winter by North Korean state television. The titles were translated from the Korean by Lee Jong-Heon. Originally from Harper's Magazine, February 2005.

  • Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
  • Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
  • Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
  • Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
  • Leader with Extraordinary Personality
  • Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
  • Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
  • Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
  • World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
  • Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
  • Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
  • Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
  • Guardian Deity of the Planet
  • Heaven-Sent Hero
  • Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
  • Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
  • Present-day God
  • World’s Greatest Writer
Which reminds me: I am one of the millions of Dear Leader's fans after reading his journal, called the Kim Jong Il (the illmatic)'s Journal. He is indeed the World's Greatest Writer!! [http://users.livejournal.com/kim_jong_il__/].

It also reminds me of Supreme Master Ching Hai, whose organization published hilariously flattering comments allegedly made by famous people like the Pope, the Dalai Lama, and various Hollywood movie stars, all of whom raved about her beauty, her intelligence and even her smart dresses, which she supposedly designed herself, being the same kind of versatile genius as Kim Jong-il. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suma_Ching_Hai].

Here's an example of the world's recognition of Supreme Master's Glory on Earth and in Heaven: "After the performances by the disciples, the Supreme Master Ching Hai could not refuse the warm and earnest request of the applause of all the guests, and She went on the stage to sing one of Her own compositions, "The Ocean of Love". This extraordinary spiritual leader displayed Her multi-faceted talents. Her songs are not only beautiful, but also profound in their meanings, and touch people's very souls. Her voice is so clear and perfect that it has the quality of a professional singer. Lovingly encouraged by the guests, the Supreme Master Ching Hai continued to sing several of Her compositions, which were rich in spiritual taste, and in rock and roll rhythm." [http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/chinghaiday/b2-1.htm]



* Translation = Two Boobs

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