Wednesday, June 27, 2007

La blague de Bernard



Dans une brasserie, une jolie femme s'approche du bar. Elle fait signe au barman de s'approcher plus près.

Lorsqu'il arrive, elle lui fait signe de façon assez séduisante de se rapprocher encore. Il se penche et elle commence a lui caresser la barbe.

"Êtes-vous le gérant ?" dit-elle en caressant sensuellement son visage.

"Euh... non", répond le barman.

"Pouvez-vous aller le chercher ?" minaude la femme en glissant ses mains dans les cheveux du barman.

"Malheureusement non", souffle le barman prenant visiblement plaisir à la situation.

"Pouvez-vous faire quelque chose pour moi ?" roucoule la femme en passant ses doigts sur les lèvres du barman.
"Bien sur", répond l'homme, tout pantelant.

"Je voudrais lui laisser un message", soupire-elle en glissant un doigt puis l'autre dans la bouche du barman qui les suce allègrement.
"Quel est le message?" demande le barman en haletant.






"DITES-LUI QU'IL N'Y A NI SAVON NI PAPIER DANS LES CHIOTTES DES FEMMES !!!"

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

My Nephew, The Actor


Montreal is abuzz with the production of the second sequel to the film The Mummy, called "The Mummy 3: Curse of The Dragon", starring Brendan Fraser, Maria Bello (replacing Rachel Weisz) and Jet Li. Yes! Jet frigging Li! My idol and hero!!! He's in Montreal!!!!! As we speak!!!

And to top it all, my own nephew Soy Sauce, famous popper (or is he a locker?), will be in the film as well, as one of Jet Li's bodyguards. How cool is that?



Excuse me while I bask in the vicarious glory. Jet Li, for crissake!!!

Monday, June 25, 2007

How To Do The Aunt Jackie Dance

You know me, I'm an old fuddy duddy who's always 6 months (or more) late on every new trend. But better late than never, so here's how to dance the latest hip dance: Aunt Jackie. Which I learned about from a Slate article (http://www.slate.com/id/2168867/nav/tap3/)


It all started with this video clip on YouTube, by a Harlem-based record producer and rapper, Jason Fox, about «a new rap music with an old-school flow».




Now here's how to dance it. Or somethin'.. You're on your own.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

People, Get Ready!



Montreal, July 5-23, 2007
Programme and Film List will be available on June 25, 2007.
Patience, mes lapins!!


English: http://www.fantasiafest.com/pre2007/en/
French: http://www.fantasiafest.com/pre2007/fr/

L'esclavage au XXIe siècle

Kowtow

"Nous nous agenouillons devant le pouvoir. Sauvez nos enfants!"
Article de Pierre Haski de Rue 89
http://tinyurl.com/3xzrl5

"Alors que l'affaire de ces jeunes Chinois réduits en esclavage dans des briqueteries du centre de la Chine n'en finit pas de faire des vagues, les 400 pères d'enfants disparus, dont la déclaration publique a été à l'origine de la découverte du scandale, ont publié cette semaine un deuxième appel à l'opinion et au gouvernement.

Lisez ce texte (diffusé sur l'Internet, mais qui a été edulcoré dans les médias chinois), dont la traduction a été assurée par un internaute de Rue89. Ce document publié ici intégralement en dit plus long que tout sur la vie quotidienne d'une partie du peuple en Chine, sur l'attitude des autorités locales et de la police, complices de ces formes extrêmes d'exploitation.

Et, comme je tentais de l'expliquer dans mon précédent post sur le sujet, sur la difficulté pour le gouvernement central de faire respecter son autorité ou tout simplement la loi, lorsque les autorités locales ne pensent qu'à mettre la population en coupe réglée et à s'associer aux secteurs les plus mafieux de la société.

"Nous sommes les malheureux pères, nos enfants sont kidnappés et sont forcés de travailler dans des briqueteries clandestines. Le 5 juin, nous avions publié un texte titré "Qui va sauver nos enfants - le cri de 400 pères". Nous espérions faire parvenir ce message jusqu'au pouvoir central par le biais de l'Internet, pour attirer l'attention des dirigeants.

"Cette lettre a été diffusée par plusieurs sites, nous avons eu des soutiens moraux de la part des personnes de bon coeur de tous les milieux. Les principaux médias ont aussi rapporté et dévoilé cette affaire. Et même le sommet du Parti y a attaché beaucoup d'importance. Le secretaire général du parti, le Président Hu Jintao, et le premier ministre, Wen Jiabao, ont aussi donné des instructions importantes. Le vice-président du Syndicat national, Zhang Mingqi, a dirigé une équipe pour superviser le travail de sauvetage.

"La province du Shanxi a enfin clarifié son attitude, chaque niveau de la hiérarchie gouvernementale a pris la décision d'interdire les briqueteries clandestines, et de sauver les travailleurs piégés. La police de la province du Henan a concu un plan de sauvetage trans-provincial en même temps que l'arrestation des trafiquants d'êtres humains.

"Grâce aux instructions des dirigeants, et à la surveillance du public, le sauvetage s'est bien déroulé et a progressé pendant deux semaines: 370 travailleurs ont été sauvés. L'inspecteur qui participait à la vente d'enfants a été puni sévèrement: il a été exclu de son poste et a subi une baisse de salaire de deux niveaux. Le secrétaire du Parti du village Caosheng, dont le fils tenait une briquetterie, a été aussi suspendu de la fonction et exclu du parti communiste.

"Cette affaire s'est achevée sur un plein succès. Nos responsables proclament que le travail de sauvetage se poursuit, et qu'ils ne laisseront tomber aucun travailleur piégé. Malgré tout, nous ne pouvons pas nous sentir soulagés. Quand nous voyons des discussions vagues dans certains médias, nous nous sentons encore plus tristes et désespérés. Dans ce pays de l'"harmonie", nous ne sentons pas le respect de la vie et des droits de l'homme.




"Le 11 juin, quand tous les médias explosaient sur ce sujet, nous, 800 parents d'enfant disparus, cherchions encore dans la ville de Yuncheng. Des patron de briqueteries nous ont menacés: "Ne rentrez pas chez nous, sinon nous vous tuons." Nous nous sommes adressés à la police locale. Un policier (immatriculé 092703) nous a accompagnés pour poursuivre la recherche.

"Mais, par hasard, nous avons rencontré sur la route Yue Xishan, le propriétaire d'une briqueterie. Il conduisait une voiture immatriculée JINOM1061. Il s'est adressé au policier sur le ton du reproche: "Pourquoi laisses-tu ces gens-là dans ta voiture? Fais les descendre tout de suite." Sous la menace de Yue, le policier nous a expulsés de sa voiture.

"Le matin du 12 juin, nous avons sauvé difficilement 23 enfants par nous même. Quand nous les avons conduits à la police pour avoir le permis de les ramener avec nous, les policiers nous l'ont refusé tout net. Ils ne voulaient même pas nous donner les coordonnées des autres parents. Ils nous ont juste donné un engagement oral - "nous allons les envoyer chez eux". Mais, nous ne savons pas où ils vont les envoyer.

"Pendant deux mois de recherche, nous avons accumulé beaucoup de preuves, nous avons vu des milliers de briqueteries, dans la plupart, les travailleurs sont des adolescents. Rien que dans la ville de Yuncheng, il y a 1000 briqueteries. Et dans la province du Shanxi? Combien d'enfants leurs propriétaires ont-ils exploité? On peut faire un calcul. Ils nous ont accusé de répandre des fausses rumeurs pour tromper le public.

"Mais les éléments filmés par les chaines de télévision et les blessures sur le corps des enfants sont des preuves dures comme du fer. Nous voulons demander: qu'est devenu cet enfant esclave de 8 ans qui était dans le reportage de la télévision? Et celui qui pleurait devant la caméra, qui voulait partir avec nous, mais a été stoppé par la police locale nous en disant qu'"il n'est pas votre enfant, il ne peut pas partir"? Où sont ils maintenant? La province du Shanxi peut-elle nous donner une explication?

"Le 4 juin, un enfant, Yuan, incité par un chef d'usine, a téléphoné à son père pour qu'il envoie une rançon de 35000 yuans (3500 euros environ). Ce coup de téléphone est bien une preuve. Avec les moyens dont dispose la police, elle aurait pu l'identifier et le localiser. Il y a encore Kang, Chai, Yang, ces trois enfants sont encore tous au Shanxi.

"Mais pourquoi, alors que l'action de sauvetage va bientôt terminer, ne les a-t-on pas encore trouvés? Quand pourrons-nous revoir nos enfants? Des patrons de briqueteries ont brulé toutes les traces d'esclavage avant l'arrivée de l'inspection centrale. Nous nous inquiétons pour le sort de ces milliers d'enfants, ils pourraient être les témoins d'actes sanglants. Ont-ils été assassinés?

"Nous ne sommes que des gens humbles, nous ne voulons pas dénigrer notre pays et notre Parti. A tel point que quand il y a des médias étrangers qui voulaient nous interviewer, nous avons refusé, même si nous avons besoin de parler. Nous ne voulions pas dénigrer notre pays. Sans enfant, nos familles sont brisées. Où est la loi?

"Aux autorités, nous demandons: quand vous camouflez tous ces crimes, c'est pour la stabilité de la société ou pour créer des catastrophes? Vous êtes insensible au sort des enfants? Comment allez vous faire face avec ces âmes innocentes? Comment allez-vous répondre à votre coeur? La découverte des cas d'esclavage à Hongtong n'est qu'une partie de la vérité. Il y a encore des milliers de vies menacées. Nous nous agenouillons devant notre gouvernement, Sauvez nos enfants!"

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Fun With The News

On the first page of today's Washington Post, this title and summary:

«Bush Prods Vietnamese Leader
White House stresses human rights, openness on first visit by Hanoi premier since Vietnam War»


Then immediately after, this second title:

«White House Defends Cheney's Oversight Refusal»


Friday, June 22, 2007

This Blog Is Not Very Safe

CAUTION!!!

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating


This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • torture (3x)
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What A Difference A Day Makes


Yesterday (AFP via Yahoo)
"NEW YORK (AFP) - Vietnam's President Nguyen Minh Triet, on a landmark visit to the United States, was heckled Wednesday as he made a pitch for more investment to fuel his country's rapid economic growth. An American, believed to be a Vietnam war veteran, interrupted Triet's speech at the Asia Society in New York with shouts of "Free the POWs (prisoners of war). ... After the Vietnam War, which spanned most of the 1960s and continued until the fall of Saigon in 1975, several US war veterans had charged that Hanoi kept prisoners of war as a bargaining chip with Washington."



Today (N.Y. Times):
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/22/opinion/22andrews.html

"When American G.I.’s returned from the Vietnam War, some tried to smuggle home the skulls of Vietcong and North Vietnamese soldiers. The graffiti-covered skulls served as ashtrays, candle holders and trophies. Six skulls were seized by the Customs Service. They remain in limbo, relegated to a drawer on the campus of the Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington. "

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Right Livelihood and The Nuremberg Trials


Wrong livelihood

In Buddhism, the concept of right livelihood is an important one, for Buddhism is supposed to be more of a way of life than a religion. Choosing an appropriate profession, or avoiding an inappropriate profession, is a crucial step in a buddhist practice. In technical terms, Right Livelihood is the fifth of the eight path factors in the Noble Eightfold Path, and belongs to the virtue division of the path.

What is an inappropriate or “wrong” profession?

"A lay follower should not engage in five types of business. Which five? Business in weapons, business in human beings, business in meat, business in intoxicants, and business in poison." (Vanijja Sutta, translated by Thanissaro Bhikkhu).

Obvious examples of what would be regarded as Right Livelihood are easy to find. The work of doctors and nurses, teachers, social workers for example. But also think about all people who work in the service industry in one way or another - shop assistants, chefs, refuse collectors and so on. In fact much of the work that goes on in the world is for the service of others.

As for wrong livelihood, anything that is to do with exploitation, deceit, killing and destruction are deemed to be unacceptable on ethical grounds. In the scriptures the Buddha refers to the practice of 'deceit, treachery, soothsaying, trickery, usury' as wrong livelihood. Elsewhere he refers to five trades that should be avoided: 'trading in arms, in living beings, in flesh, in intoxicating drinks, and in poison'.

For Buddhism, therefore, the international arms trade is a non-starter. So too is the sex trade, selling alcohol, and trades which are involved with the slaughter of animals.

http://buddhism.about.com/od/fournobletruths/a/ELivelihood.htm

But having the right profession is only one part of a person’s life. It also matters what one does in one’s professional capacity. I remember a discussion I once had with my elder son Asparagus about the evil of scientists and engineers who use their knowledge and expertise to create or improve on weapons in order to make them more efficient.

Asparagus’ position was that the evilness lies not necessarily with the scientist but rather with the army specialist who takes the scientist’s invention and uses it for purposes not originally intended. He gave as an example the daisy cutter bomb, called BLU-82, which was used in the Middle-East to penetrate into caves, to reach and maim people which regular bombs could not.


The BLU-82 was originally designed to clear helicopter landing zones and artillery emplacements in Vietnam. .. Later, bombs were dropped as much for their psychological effect as for their anti-personnel effects. The US Air Force dropped several BLU-82s during the campaign to destroy the Taliban and al-Qaeda terror networks in Afghanistan to attack and demoralize personnel and to destroy underground and cave complexes.

My example was the napalm and its improvements by chemical engineers.


Philip Jones Griffiths describes its use in Vietnam:
NAPALM. The most effective "anti-personnel" weapon, it is euphemistically described as "unfamiliar cooking fluid" by those apologists for American military methods. They automatically attribute all napalm cases to domestic accidents caused by the people using gasoline instead of kerosene in their cooking stoves. Kerosene is far too expensive for the peasants, who normally use charcoal for cooking. The only "cooking fluid" they know is very "unfamiliar" – it is delivered through their roofs by U.S. planes.
Some of its finer selling points were explained to me by a pilot in 1966: "We sure are pleased with those backroom boys at Dow. The original product wasn’t so hot – if the gooks were quick they could scrape it off. So the boys started adding polystyrene – now it sticks like shit to a blanket. But then if the gooks jumped under water it stopped burning, so they started adding Willie Peter (WP – white phosphorus) so’s to make it burn better. It’ll even burn under water now. And just one drop is enough, it’ll keep on burning right down to the bone so they die anyway from phosphorous poisoning."
"Napalm is the most terrible pain you can imagine," said Kim Phuc, a napalm bombing survivor known from a famous Vietnam War photograph. "Water boils at 100 degrees Celsius. Napalm generates temperatures of 800 to 1,200 degrees Celsius."


More recently, we have learned about the prisons of Abu Ghraib and Guantánamo Bay, where doctors and psychologists are helping the torture technicians by reviving prisoners when they lose consciousness from pain or exhaustion or by finding their mental and psychological weak points to work on. Salon has an article called “The CIA’s torture teachers”
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2007/06/21/cia_sere/ which gives details about a US military's secretive program called SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape) to "reverse-engineer" techniques originally designed to train U.S. soldiers to resist torture if captured, and to develop brutal interrogation tactics applicable on detainees considered rightly or wrongly to be enemies of the US.

After WWII, prominent members of the political, military and economic leadership of Nazi Germany were prosecuted at the Nuremberg trials
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_Trials), where the argument given by the defendants — “I was only following orders“ — to excuse their crimes was thoroughly debunked and rejected.


Nuremberg Trials


What excuses do the doctors, engineers and scientists mentioned above have?




Update: 22 June 2007
From today's Salon
"June 21, 2007 Editor's note: On Wednesday, dozens of psychologists released an open letter to American Psychological Association president Sharon Brehm, expressing concern that psychologists may have played a central role in the development of abusive interrogation tactics since 9/11. Psychologists affiliated with the military's Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape program are under particular scrutiny. That program subjects elite U.S. soldiers to brutal mock interrogations to teach resistance in case of capture by an enemy that does not abide by the Geneva Conventions. Military psychologists helped reverse-engineer that training to interrogate suspected terrorists. Increasing evidence shows that the CIA employed SERE psychologists as contractors to do the same. Screen shots of the text of the letter are contained on this page and the following pages; the full letter, including the list of signatories, is available for download here."

Monday, June 18, 2007

My Big Fat Trip To Vietnam - Part 7

Nha Trang Beach

Nha Trang

Learning from our experience with night trains, we flew from Hoi An to Nha Trang. I was like a horse smelling its stable, I was more and more impatient to reach Saigon and I thought we would rush through Nha Trang, but once we got there, I fell under the charm of the city.

The food was superb... in restaurants

Supper: juicy scampis. They also had snakes on the menu

And on the street...

Breakfast: com tam bi and opla with melon soup, cafe sua da, etc...the works.

The cultural offerings were very interesting. We visited an Arts & Craft Centre with a fantastic collection of embroideries.

Tea ceremony and đàn tranh recital at the Arts & Craft Centre
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90%C3%A0n_tranh)


Embroidery artist

Double sided embroidery panel.
This is a special method of embroidery where the starting and ending stitches
are hidden and both sides are equally exquisite


The next day, we took a full day cruising trip and we had a great time. Actually, my three companions had a great time. I found out that the swimsuit I brought along was too small, so I just spent the day sweating.

Swimming & snorkeling at Tam & Mun islands


Suntan


Communal lunch


Karaoke & disco dancing with a live band


And at the end of the day, a wonderful visit to the Tri Nguyen Aquarium at Mieu Island.








Daddy v.2.0

When I was still married to my ex, I didn't think he was a very good father. We had two children together but he was too busy at work to help me raise them. He had a restaurant to run and he was never home. During the delivery of the second one, when I called him to tell him that the contractions have started and he had to take me to the hospital, his answer was: «Does it have to be now?». He was completely useless in the delivery room (both times) and the nurse had to prompt him (in vain) : «Mr. X, help your wife with the breathing!». And of course, he didn't help with night feedings and insisted that we use cloth diapers until I forced him to wash the diapers, and that was when we switched to Pampers. He didn't want us to buy a car, even with two young kids, so I had to just go ahead and buy my own damn car. Once I came home from work to find the eldest son (he was three or four at the time) locked inside the car, screaming and red in the face, his hair dripping wet from sweat - he was sleeping when they got home, so rather than waking him up, his dad just locked him in the car and went inside the house to take a nap. When we traveled, he would just find his seat, buckle his seatbelt then go to sleep and let me fend with two toddlers. If we had to go anywhere, he would get dressed and go wait near the door. Once he said: «I don't understand why I can get ready in ten minutes, but you can't.» That's when I exploded and started blasting him: «I could get ready in five minutes if I had only myself to take care of!!». I could tell you more anecdotes, but you can see why I had a very poor impression of my ex's fathering skills. I told everyone who asked that I was a single parent. And when I finally decided to leave him, I asked the children how they would feel if I divorced their dad and they wouldn't see him that often anymore. They said: «What's the difference, he's never home.»

Then after the divorce, he hooked up right away with another woman. They immediately had a little girl and my ex was completely transformed. He became a doting father, taking his daughter everywhere with him. She was thoroughly spoiled, running around in restaurants, knocking glasses, hitting people, making a nuisance of herself and he would just look at her adoringly, saying: kids will be kids. I used to invite them over for Christmas dinner, but when asked to use a fork, she would deliberately touch everything with her fingers, taking food from other people's plates and he would defend her each time. It got so bad that one Christmas, I had to tell him: «Look, I'm inviting you to our Christmas dinner, but not your daughter. My mother will not come if you bring her.» I don't know if that was a wakeup call for him, cause he was really shocked. Or maybe it's the fact that they soon had a second child, but things got better after that. Now he still takes his children everywhere, and apparently he takes care of them, cooks for them, and I heard him say to someone that he's retired so he can spend more time with them.



I'm bringing all this up to show that it is possible for a man to develop a nurturing instinct. For his first set of children, the transformation came a bit too late, but I'm not bitter or envious, because I really enjoyed the time spent with my children, just the three of us, through good times and bad times, and I think they turn out great, even though raised by a single mother. So to all the men out there who think that a man's job is to make money and that children are a woman's department, my message is: Enjoy your children while you can, cause they'll be all grown up and gone before you know it. Take it from a woman who didn't want children to start with and who still find babies mildly annoying.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday Cuteness

Fat Prairie Dog: "What?... That was your lunch?"


Octopus Raspberry


Baby Panda (120 days)


Hippie Hedgehog

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Half-Assed in Haggledom

The following text is taken (with permission) from Fred's Column [http://www.fredoneverything.net/FOE_Frame_Column.htm]



Economic Laws for the Real World
June 9, 2007

Third World

Why are Third-World countries poor, while those in the First World aren’t? (The phrase “third world” is a tad shaky, embracing as it seems to Taiwan, Thailand, and Mexico, and also Haiti and Zaire. We will use it for convenience.)

The standard explanation in the Third World is that the West, chiefly the United States, exploits them, buying their raw materials and selling them manufactured goods. Everything is someone else’s fault. The reasons I think are otherwise. The advanced nations will exploit anyone they can, but this hasn’t kept Japan, Singapore, Taiwan, Argentina, and many other countries from prospering.

Start with corruption. In many poor countries, virtually everything is for sale. You can bribe the cops to get out of a ticket or bribe them to beat up an enemy, bribe a general in the army to overlook illegal logging, bribe anybody to do anything. The result is that really the country barely has laws, which means that you can never be sure of your legal ground. Businesses need predictability.

Corruption exists in advanced countries, but there is less of it, and it tends to take organized form, as in campaign contributions, affirmative action, and seats of boards of directors after leaving office.

Suspected Economic Law: The easier it is to bribe a working-stiff cop, the poorer the country.

Sheer governmental inefficiency has much to do with it. When I was in Taiwan many years ago, when the country was first developing, I talked to an American businessman about Asia. Taiwan, he said, had Enterprise Zones, fenced regions with buildings and utilities in place. You signed one document, brought in your machinery, hired workers, and started production.

In Thailand, he said (it may no longer be true) you had to negotiate for months with the Interior Ministry to get land, then months with the Labor Ministry, then months, then months, meanwhile bribing everybody right and left. I’ve got the names of the ministries wrong, but you get the point.

Suspected Economic Law: Prosperity varies inversely with the time between beginning negotiations to open a factory and getting first product.

While inefficient government retards economic progress, it doesn’t follow that countries with inefficient governments will always be poor. Industry in the United States has been so productive that, although the government is worse than useless, the country can withstand it.

A serious obstacle to prosperity is Half-Assedness, a quality not widely recognized in econometrics but well known to experienced travelers. Half-Assedness is a curious mixture of just not giving a damn, lack of ambition, little interest in academics, and sometimes something that looks like lethargy.

You go into houses and never see books. A man will start a garage to repair cars for a living. He won’t think of expanding and owning a chain of garages. His family has enough to eat, so why do more? The young, though they could pursue school beyond some pre-high school level, don’t.

They marry early instead of establishing themselves first. They live in the present, whereas people in rich countries have one foot in the future. An American thinks college, grad school, career. He is going somewhere, or trying to. He may not adhere to his plan, but he has one.

An element of Half-Assedness is a slack attitude toward maintenance. People who could easily afford nineteen cents for a brake-light bulb don’t. They throw trash in the streets. Potholes go unrepared for years.

Suspected Economic Law: National income is inversely proportional to the amount of trash in the streets.

Another aspect of Half-Assedness is an incapacity to attach importance to time. This comes in two flavors, wholesale and retail. At the wholesale level, an American thinks, “Oh my god, I’m thirty and haven't made partner.” A Third-Worlder lacks any sense of urgency. He sees existence as a period through which one passes instead of an interval in which one does things.

At time’s retail level, Third-Worlder’s think that four o’clock means anywhere from five-thirty to not at all. It isn’t rudeness or inconsideration. If you do it to them, they won’t be offended. By contrast, an American reporter, say, knows that if his nine-o’clock interview happens at nine, the one at eleven will be possible, and the business lunch will come off on time, so that he can hit the computer by three and file at five. It works. Americans show up ten minutes early and wait. In the Third World, writing the same story would take three days instead of one.

Suspected Economic law: Per capita income correlates with the average number of minutes by which people miss appointments.

In the Third World there is a different attitude to commerce. An American businessman is likely to give a new client a good price, or at least the going price, in hopes of acquiring him as a regular customer. If in the Third World a European gets a haircut without asking the price, he will be charged eight dollars when the correct price is four dollars. He will never come back.

This is normal third-world economics—gouge the customer to the max without thought of the future. The practice is encouraged by the reliance on haggling in poor countries. I have sometimes wondered whether this doesn’t make tricking the customer more important than having a good product.

Suspected Economic Law: Countries that bargain have less money than those that don’t.

The what-me-care attitude can be, to an American, incomprehensible. You want a roof job that would cost several thousand dollars, a lot of money in many countries. The workmen promise to come the next day to give you an estimate. They don’t show. You call, and they say, well, my car broke. Next day, same thing. They got to your town but couldn’t find the house. And so on. So you go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot or some similar First-World enterprise and get the job done.

Another element of Half-Assedness is, depending on your politics, cultural or inherent, but unmistakable. Some populations just aren’t very bright, or at any rate don’t seem to be. Sub-Saharan Africa, though rich in resources, is pea-turkey poor and not improving. Arab countries, even when awash in oil money, do not establish First World societies that could survive without oil. In South America the white countries, such as Chile and Argentina, could be in Europe. The highly Indian countries, as for example Bolivia and Peru, would be basket cases if they could afford the basket.

Suspected Economic Law: The more European or East Asian blood, the more money.

That’s Fred on economics. Lynch mobs may take a number.


Rich People's Problems

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

My Big Fat Trip To Vietnam - Part 6

Hôi y An.. Dos senores muy sympaticos de Hoi An

Hôi An

It was still raining a little bit, but only half-heartedly, when we arrived in Hôi An. The bus that took us here was seriously pushing the company's hotels on the passengers. We already booked our hotel, so the tour guide didn't bother us too much. Instead he zoomed into the other passengers, and we were taken around the various hotels the company has to offer, for them to inspect before renting a place to stay. Once we reached our own hotel, we quickly dumped our luggage in our rooms and rushed out to rent bicycles to visit the Medieval City. No, I didn't fall off my bike, thank you for asking.



We had tea...


We got lost ...


All in all, we had a great time. Thank you Monkey God of the Japanese Bridge!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

You Like Me! You Really Like Me!

Via Cynical-C Blog: Bush s'est fait piquer sa montre dans un bain de foule en Albanie!!! Suivez la montre qui est sur son poignet gauche...

Don't Talk To Me With That Tone!!!

Lotus merchant under the rain

My ex, who generously financed our trip to Vietnam, has been displaying, quite unexpectedly, a strong passion for Vietnam and everything related to it. He goes to Vietnam three, four times a year, and he told me that as soon as he returns to Montreal, he can hardly waits to go back. He also finds that the country is clean and beautiful, its people are warm and hard working, and especially the «em» (Vietnamese women) are apparently all good looking. He is actively learning the Vietnamese language and our recent trip to Vietnam has been an excellent occasion for him to improve and practice his knowledge.

Ao Dai Mural

We all laughed and teased him when his efforts in Vietnamese were greeted with (by order of frequency) incomprehending stares, polite smiles (followed by some action which was not what he asked for), and even, sometimes, loud guffaws from the rudest of his interlocutors.

Most recently, his tries were limited to ordering more drinks [Em à, dem thêm mot loon Seven Up. Cam on!] or asking for the bill [Tinh tiên!]. The funniest is when he practised repeating a sentence for a while until satisfied that he got the tones right, and when the waitress finally appeared, he said the sentence with the wrong tones! Hilarity usually ensued.

Em à, tinh tiên!

As with all speakers of non-tonal languages, the ex has enormous difficulties with the tones in Vietnamese. As his teacher and his coach, I never understood how non-tonal speakers could not distinguish the tones and yet, when asked to hum a song, they do it perfectly, in the sense that they don’t simply make a monotonous drone, their voice follows various pitches according to the notes. And yet, they can’t hear the tones, they cannot distinguish among them when they hear them and even when they do recognize them, they cannot reproduce them.

It was all quite baffling to me, until I read an article in The Economist (May 31st, 2007 edition) that says that the speakers of tonal and non-tonal languages have genetic differences. It’s too complex a field to be explained correctly and succinctly in a blog (and by me, a recognizedly slow mind), so I will send you to two of the various sites that analyze the issue: http://tinyurl.com/2fz6x9 and http://tinyurl.com/2fwpeq.

Mark Liberman, author of the last linked site gives a warning: Unsurprisingly, the press response is full of headlines like "Speaking in tones? Blame it on your genes" and "Genes may help people learn Chinese". It's worth noting that if there's a causal connection here, it need not have anything to do with the relative ease of learning tonal distinctions.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

My Big Fat Trip To Vietnam - Part 5

Girl on Perfume River (photo: jlvelasquez)

I did it my Huê

It was raining the whole time we were there. So we could not go on the Perfume River, but we did visit the Imperial Tombs. Huê was the capital of the Nguyễn Emperors, a feudal dynasty which dominated much of southern Vietnam from the 17th to the 19th century. [Disclaimer: I'm a Nguyễn...same name as 38.4% of the Vietnamese population in the country and abroad...Like they say in Vietnam: Same Same, But Different...hehehe]. The whole complex of monuments in Huê, including the royal citadel, the imperial city and the emperor's tombs, is listed among the UNESCO's World Heritage Sites. The Nguyễn Dynasty produced thirteen Emperors, the first being Emperor Gia Long and the last Emperor Bao Dai.

We visited the tombs of three Emperors: Minh Mang, Khai Dinh and Tu Duc.

1) Tomb of Minh Mang, the second Emperor (1791-1841), autocratic and very rigid in his Confucianism.
Minh Mang's Tomb - I like the old decrepit look


2) Tomb of Khai Dinh, the twelth Emperor (1885-1925), much hated by the population for his close collaboration with the French. Rumour has it that he was homosexual.

The Ex, under the rain, in front of the mausoleum

Gilt statue of Emperor Khai Dinh (photo: Historical Architecture of Asia)


3) Tomb of Emperor Tu Duc, the 4th Emperor of the Nguyễn Dynasty. He reigned from 1847 to 1883. A case of smallpox left him impotent so he had no children despite a huge harem of wives. According to legend, he died in 1883 cursing the French with his dying breath.
It was raining too hard, I couldn't take any decent pictures, so here are two I found by googling.

Tomb of Emperor Tu Duc


Fancy shmancy shot of another view of Tu Duc's Tomb


Next, we visited the Thiên Mu Pagoda. Let's read from the Asian Historical Architecture site.

«Thien Mu pagoda overlooks the Perfume River and the beautiful scenery beyond. Although the 21-meter tall tower is the centerpiece of the temple, the history of Thien Mu extends back to 1601, when the temple was founded by Nguyen Hoang, governor of Thuan Hoa province. Legend says that Nguyen Hoang built the temple to fulfill a prophecy from a 'fairy woman' (Thien Mu) that a great lord would arrive to build a pagoda for the prosperity of the country. The temple also displays a 2000 kilogram bell cast in 1710 and a stele from 1715


Here's the bell. After Forty and K8 finished banging on it, Forty looked under the bell and found four feet!!!!! Turns out a couple was hiding inside the bell to smooch! We laughed so much, but the embarrassed couple never came out of the bell.





Personal highlight: We ate the best banh cuon I have ever tasted at a secret restaurant where we were taken by our driver.

Not the same banh cuon I'm used to as a Southerner, but boy was it ever good...